Too much of a good thing?

the effects of playing to much halo 2
1.You Leap Into Traffic Trying to Board a Taxi
2.You claim you were late for work because of "lag".
3.when you break your legs because you dont take "fall damage".
4.you see green arrows on your friends
5.You beat the crap out of midgets wearing scuba gear.
6.You start dual wielding pencils at school
7.When you see an old man in a chair you think he's a prophet.
8.You shoot birds thinking they are drones.