I just realized how much of a soap opera some of my posts have become. Im a sad little man...
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marco came to my window last night only to find that his brother, alexander, had gotten there before him disguised in a mask so that i would think that it was cousin tony, who was to be married to my sister anita, who was pregnant with twins... from different fathers!
waaaaa!!!. what happens what happes?
POPCORN! ummmm... max, you go.
Of course, the faithful viewers know that Anita was missing 9 months ago for 2 days. What they dont know is that anita was abducted by an alien race, and had 2 children implanted into her, from different parents. So just as Detective Stone is arrensting Alexander, there is a loud scream heard from Anitas room. Anita has these bulges shifting in her stomach, Bruce, still pretending to be tony stands over her with a scalpal just as Alexander and Stone come crashing in through the door. Stone, recognizing Bruce, pulls his gun and tells him to get down. Bruce says that he is the only one that can save anita, and that the proof of his innocence is inside Anita.
WAAAAAAA!! Intense, find out what happens next as Steph continues our exiting tale.
Suddenly, Detective Stone's partner, Detective Boulder burst into the room, flailing his arms in hysterics. "It's not Bruce! It's Anita! Kill her!!" What Stone didn't know was that in her two days on the alien planet, the aliens did not only implant two children from different parents into her; they turned HER into an alien as well. But for nine months, she was able to maintain a disguise as her former self, Anita Juanita Catalina Smith - a flight attendant who worked on board the very same airplane that Tony had flown on the day that he died, three years ago. Detective Boulder had decided on his own to check out Anita's history because several months ago, he remembers donating sperm to a certain "CONFIDENTIAL" sperm donation center.
I wonder what happens next? If it doesn't make sense, make it make sense... it's too complicated for me. It's all yours, um, anyone?
NICKS TURN!!! Hell save it!
they all die and go to hell. the end fuckers.
at least all of you here are still in the bliss of ignorance. try not to lose it. you can never go back. tust me.
hey dan, WHY on earth would u want to be a woman? . . .although, you could pass for one. they would just be calling you a bitch instead of an asshole.
actually, who said u were a man?
Heart, we will forget him!
You an I, tonight!
You may forget the warmth he gave,
I will forget the light.
When you have done, pray tell me
That I my thoughts may dim;
Haste! lest while you're lagging.
I may remember him!
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,
And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.
I've heard it in the chilliest land
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.
My life closed twice before its close;
It yet remains to see
If Immortality unveil
A third event to me,
So huge, so hopeless to conceive,
As these that twice befell.
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we need of hell.
Thank you Ms. Dickens. If I wanted to hear your poetry, Id buy a book.
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