Sunday, June 20, 2004

Today.

Today, I went to a party. It was pretty lame. The DJ sucked something awful. sucked it right out of a rabbits ass, too. I knew a few people there, but not enough in any section to actually join in any of the groups that had formed by then. It was ackward and pathetic. I could see everyone trying to mingle but nobody really cared. Everyone was so interested in trying to mingle with someone else, that nobody noticed how many people really didnt have anyone to mingle with. Of course, all the people i knew already had formed their groups (and were probably the only people with stable groups), seeing as how it was their party. The people trying to dance looked like complete asses, because they kept going to the dance floor on their own, and expect others to join, but no one ever did, so the person would quit, and HO! as if by magic, the next victim steps up to the dance floor to make an ass out of themselves. The people kept requesting hip hop to dance to, and the DJ would give it to them. He would play 1 hip hop song and tehn go back to the crap ass hispanic music he was playing. I swear, the music he was playing was so stupid. It was country music with a beat, except written by people stupider than a country boy. On a side note, ever just stand back and see a bunch of people dance? Well, one day, record it. Then, turn off the sound, and youll realize just how stupid they look dancing. Its actually pretty funny. So, eventually, people started making excuses to leave, but I, being good family freinds with the hosts, felt obliged to stay a bit longer. Its kinda sad and disgusting to see guys trying to get drunk girls to have sex with them. It really is disturbing, and I think is a complete asshole thing to do. All it is, is another form of rape. I try to do what I can when I see it happening, but it only works if the girl is drunk enough to be convinced both ways. Usually, shell go for the just have a seat cause it requires less distance. Eventually, after making a quick alchohol run with one of the hosts, I came back and noticed this girl that wasnt eating any meat. I asked her if she was vegitarian, and she said she didnt eat red meat (what is that called again?). Well, this led to a decent conversation, which somehow went into me showing a magic trick (oh yeah, cause someone mentioned I do magic, and forced me to do it. I didnt want to, seeing that I had JUST come from my job AT A MAGIC THEATER) and blah blah blah. Well, eventually, it I decided to mention that my band is playing a gig next sunday and that she should come see it. She said ok, and I believed her. Thats good, cause we need all the people we can get. So, in conclusion, my bandmates should go to partys and get people to go to our gig.

On another note, a freind of mine just saw the movie "Monster" yesterday (or I guess the day before yesterday, seeing the time it is now), and told me she had a nightmare abotu being raped. She described all teh greusome details of what happened to her in her dream....all while I was eating. Then, she went on to ask me if I had ever had sex "while your girlfreind is on the rag." Cmon people, It may not be a common rule, but at least try to respect the fact that someone is trying to eat and MAY possibly be grossed out, especially when you are talking about someones "rag" and the person eating is in the process of dipping a chicken nugget in barbeque sauce. To get to the point, I fairly lost my appetite. But NE way, she went on to tell me that to many girls, a dream about getting raped is the worst kinda nightmare she can have. I told her thats another thing that makes guys different from gals: to us its not a nightmare, its a wet dream.

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